New song, new year, new talent show?
A triple whammy of news for you (did you see what I did there? clever huh?), the first of which is that a new song, our thirteenth (and currently code-named “Alice Does Agriculture”) will be up for download this weekend!
Seven Shades
You should probably sit down. We need to talk about, erm … “things”. You must have noticed that “things” between us are not as exciting as they used to be? But, it’s okay, there IS a solution. Just, bear with me … hear me out …
How To Play With Your Willy
Ahhh, I can’t tell you how many hours of my precious youth were spent locked away in my bedroom, furiously engaged in a desperate attempt to enjoy myself at the expense of my rapidly failing eyesight and painfully aching wrists.
“Glückliche Kraftwerk Schwanz” and more!
You can’t keep a good band down … or us, and with that in mind we announce our eleventh song, presently code-named “Glückliche Kraftwerk Schwanz” (feel free to translate two-thirds of that yourself), which will be released to the site this Saturday (7th September)!