Downloads
All of our songs are available here for free download in MP3 format (in two different bit rates), and with full lyrics. Or, if you’re not sure, you can just listen to them using the handy player.
Copy, distribute, or use these songs however you like so long as it is for personal, non-commercial purposes and no money changes hands (to use them commercially you must contact us first).
We’re also happy for you to use them in your YouTube vids, as long as you give us a credit and a link back to this site. And don’t forget to tell us in case we might want to link to your video!
Albums/E.Ps
(click here to go to singles)
A collection of tasteful reminders of how life in general can be a bit bollocks
| 1 | Crash Landing 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 4:44 | |
| 2 | How To Play With Your Willy (Die, Mortal! Mix) 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:34 | |
| 3 | Self-Isolation 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:51 | |
| 4 | Fractured Skull Alarm Clock 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:41 | |
| 5 | Chronocide 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:14 | |
| 6 | Not Dead Yet 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:54 | |
| 7 | P.S 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 5:20 | |
| 8 | Bum On The Window 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:35 |
Everything you need to know about the Donald Trump presidency (pee tape not included)
Download "The Orange Album" [38 mb]
| 1 | The Bizarre-Handed Spanner | 1:21 | |
| 2 | Alt-Rising * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 5:05 | |
| 3 | President Fart 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:37 | |
| 4 | Donald You've Nae Troosers * | 2:18 | |
| 5 | Fair And Balanced | 1:43 | |
| 6 | F--k Facebook (Cambridge Analytica Edit) * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:15 | |
| 7 | Phurious Oryndge 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:40 | |
| 8 | D.K.N.Y | 2:16 | |
| 9 | Vladimir Putin 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 4:30 | |
| 10 | This Little Wiggy | 1:19 |
A leaked digital dossier of secret agents, world domination, hacked private lives, and spider sex.
| 1 | Don't Tell Anyone I'm A Spy 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:57 | |
| 2 | Lottery Super-Villain 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:35 | |
| 3 | Arachnophilia | 1:27 | |
| 4 | The N.S.A Hacked My Email | 3:56 |
Includes more lazy attempts to relate to you through the medium of things that once happened than the entire career of Peter Kay
| 1 | Keep Calm and Carry On * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:48 | |
| 2 | The Pig Society * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:25 | |
| 3 | #KatieMustGo 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:21 | |
| 4 | Itsy Bitsy Inferno | 0:29 | |
| 5 | One Million Twats * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:58 | |
| 6 | The Laughing Electorate * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:34 | |
| 7 | #KatieMustGo 2017 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:21 |
A suitably romantic selection of songs of love, devotion, and acts that are illegal in some parts of the world (play safe, kids)
Download "The Love E.P" [17.8 mb]
| 1 | Forever And A Day 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 5:23 | |
| 2 | Love In The Time Of Fundamentalism 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:49 | |
| 3 | Bum Sex Is For Everyone | 0:18 | |
| 4 | Who Said You Could Die, You Bastard?! * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 4:38 |
We are ubiquitous. We are four tracks. We are downloadable. Expect us to entertain you. Or annoy you. One or the other.
Download "The Ubiquitous E.P" [14.9 mb]
| 1 | Bono * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:36 | |
| 2 | Oh, Nigel Farage! 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:13 | |
| 3 | (Far Too) Close To Me * | 0:33 | |
| 4 | Brian A-Go-Go | 2:48 |
Four potentially viral tracks for you to like and share with your friends ... unless you want to keep them, that is.
| 1 | F--k Facebook * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:15 | |
| 2 | Bitter Twitter Tweep Weep * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:36 | |
| 3 | The Un-Amazing Instagram * | 0:23 | |
| 4 | A Town Called Google Plus | 2:07 |
A newly expanded, seasonal collection of festive treats, exclusive versions, and a track or two that were just there originally.
| 1 | Christmasdoo 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:57 | |
| 2 | Merry Christmas (God Is Imaginary) * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 5:10 | |
| 3 | Stop The Marketing 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:59 | |
| 4 | We Wanna Start A Fire * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:48 | |
| 5 | Lament For An Unsung Universe 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:13 | |
| 6 | Stop Killing People, You Twats * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 5:41 | |
| 7 | Gays In Arabia | 0:13 | |
| 8 | Lament For An Unsung Universe [Demo] | 2:32 | |
| 9 | Merry Christmas (God Is Imaginary) [Karaoke Version] | 5:10 | |
| 10 | Christmasdoo [Karaoke Version] | 2:57 | |
| 11 | A Very Brexit Christmas 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 3:50 |
Our first album, comprising 13 original tracks and two exclusive bonus tracks for you to screech along drunkenly to.
Download "Fire In The Hole" [75.8 mb]
| 1 | Disco Bitch 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:06 | |
| 2 | The Atheist Hymn * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:03 | |
| 3 | Mad Rad-Fem * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:30 | |
| 4 | Why Can't Jeremy Clarkson Just F--k Off? * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:56 | |
| 5 | Song For Nic 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:37 | |
| 6 | Knifecrime Island * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:11 | |
| 7 | The Ballad of Dick Littledick * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 3:11 | |
| 8 | The Music Box Massacre 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:38 | |
| 9 | Hatless * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 5:11 | |
| 10 | We Love The E.D.L 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 2:41 | |
| 11 | How To Play With Your Willy 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | Video | 2:32 | |
| 12 | Seven Shades * 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:09 | |
| 13 | Farmergeddon 192 kbps | 320 kbps | Lyrics | 4:36 | |
| 14 | Disco Bitch [Karaoke Version] | 4:06 | |
| 15 | Knifecrime Island [Instrumental Version] | 4:11 |
* May contain one or more words that your nan would not be a fan of
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© Copyright 2013 - 2024 Intermittent Explosive Disorder