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The Love E.P

Ah, love … it brings out the poet in us all. Or, in our case, it brings out the sarcastic, piss-taking sods. Welcome to our new E.P, a collection of songs guaranteed to induce looks of deep concern when you use them as the soundtrack to your next candlelit dinner.

For those of you who take a somewhat unorthodox view of romance and feel stalking, honour killing, punky grief, and interfering with people’s bottoms to be every bit as important as passion, empathy, and matching sweaters then this collection is for you.

Flaunting traditional courting conventions (such as not imprisoning your paramour), and featuring “Forever And A Day”, “Love In The Time Of Fundamentalism”, “Who Said You Could Die, You Bastard?!”, and an exclusive new track unavailable elsewhere, this is the perfect way to keep those cosy, fireside conversations going long after cupid’s arrow has snapped off and the wound turned septic.

So, as the two of you prepare for an early night with a mug of Horlicks and a tatty old Bills and Moon novel, why not scroll down the page a little and download yourself a zip file containing some choice listening material for an evening of frankly disturbing intimacy. And don’t forget to set the teasmaid and put the cat our before you settle in …

Who needs Ann Summers to spice up your life, eh?