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Merry Christmas (God Is Imaginary)
It’s time again to decorate your Pagan tree, exchange Norse gifts, enjoy a Roman feast, and celebrate the birth of a Persian god as you await the arrival of a jolly Scandinavian fat guy … and here’s the accompanying blasphemous festive soundtrack!
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Just a few more sleeps ’till “Christmas”
So, you’re no doubt throwing yourselves around the nearest mosh pit to the strains of our first album, but that’s not all we’ve got for you this year! That’s right, it’s nearly “Christmas” time …
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Fire In The Hole
What better way to round out the year than with the release of our first album? Okay, a huge lottery win or cancer cure would be better but, since we don’t play and aren’t epidemiologists, a complete package of our songs will have to do!
“How To Play With Your Willy”: The Video
With the 30th anniversary of “Jet Set Willy” on the horizon, what better way to relive those youthful, 80’s days of sweaty, blistered palms than with a brand new video for our 8-bit hymn to wrist-breaking, sight-ruining entertainment.
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Second (Video) Coming
With the nearly-December weather taking a sharp turn for the bloody freezing, we’ve got something here that will, hopefully, warm the cockles of your laptop; namely the news that our second video is now done and will be posted sometime next week!