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One year of biscuits and silly noise ...

New song, new year, new talent show?

A triple whammy of news for you (did you see what I did there? clever huh?), the first of which is that a new song, our thirteenth (and currently code-named “Alice Does Agriculture”) will be up for download this weekend!

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Seven Shades

Seven Shades

You should probably sit down. We need to talk about, erm … “things”. You must have noticed that “things” between us are not as exciting as they used to be? But, it’s okay, there IS a solution. Just, bear with me … hear me out …

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How To Play With Your Willy

How To Play With Your Willy

Ahhh, I can’t tell you how many hours of my precious youth were spent locked away in my bedroom, furiously engaged in a desperate attempt to enjoy myself at the expense of my rapidly failing eyesight and painfully aching wrists.

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“Glückliche Kraftwerk Schwanz” and more!

You can’t keep a good band down … or us, and with that in mind we announce our eleventh song, presently code-named “Glückliche Kraftwerk Schwanz” (feel free to translate two-thirds of that yourself), which will be released to the site this Saturday (7th September)!

We Love The E.D.L

We Love The E.D.L

We figured it was about time for us to declare our allegiances, and it’s only fair to warn you that this revelation may be more than a little shocking. We make no apologies … there is nothing to apologise for …