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The Secrets and Spies E.P
Forget gruff men in raincoats exchanging briefcases at a midnight bridge rendezvous, or teenage loners living in a Ukraine basement sneaking in through an unsecured port, we’ve got the confidential files you want; our brand new E.P, featuring four privacy-busting songs
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Don’t Tell Anyone I’m A Spy
He is suave, sophisticated, and cool. He is also nihilistic, sexist, and amoral but, surprisingly, these are not his worst qualities. That honour must surely belong to the fact that everyone knows who the bloody hell he is.
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Ssshhh!
Another day, another leak … and, no, we’re not talking about 45’s alleged activities in a Russian hotel room. This is one that you should be able to hear all about without needing to expunge lunch-ejecting images from your mind, as it’s the news that we’ve got a new E.P coming your way!
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We Wanna Start A Fire
We don’t usually do lyric parodies, preferring instead to inflict our own original creations upon you … but, with all that’s happened recently this just seemed to be the perfect vehicle for saying simply: fuck this year.
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Stop Killing People, You Twats
It is often said that Christmas is a time for peace on Earth, and goodwill to all, but it seems that neither the year itself (or a substantial number of people living in it) have actually gotten that message.