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CHORUS
This is the bit that you can't skip
This is the bit that you can't skip
This is the bit that you can't skip
This is the bit that you can't skip
This is the bit that you can't skip
This is the bit that you can't skip

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Subtitles off

Bad navigation
Total frustration
Fade-out animation
Almost there
Another disclaimer
Could it be lamer?
This isn't groovy
JUST PLAY THE MOVIE!

REPEAT CHORUS x 2

All I wanted was to watch a bloody film
And this is what I get for choosing to pay
The movie industry is killing itself
Next time I'll get it from Pirate Bay

Ho! Hey! Pirate Bay!
Ho! Hey! Pirate Bay!
Ho! Hey! Pirate Bay!
Ho! Hey! Pirate Bay!

REPEAT CHORUS x 2

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