Everyone knows my name
Everyone knows my game
They all say “Hello James” when I walk by
My reputation precedes
It's a miracle I succeed
Don't tell anyone that I'm a spy
Don't tell anyone I'm a spy

I stand out wherever I go
Forever clad in my tuxedo
Who else on this earth still wears a bow tie?
I'm the face of MI6
Intimate with a million chicks
Don't tell anyone that I'm a spy
Don't tell anyone I'm a spy

I specialise in bad guy whacking
You know the make of gun I'm packing
Empathy is what I'm lacking
I'm a sociopath with government backing

I'm the only guy you'll meet
Whose car comes with an ejector seat
I'll launch my passengers into the sky
When your life is over and done
I'll mark it with a dreadful pun
Don't tell anyone that I'm a spy
Don't tell anyone I'm a spy

My private details villains get
Just by searching the internet
I'm a thousand times more famous than Stephen Fry
I'm the man with a million foes
The secret agent everyone knows
Don't tell anyone that I'm a spy
Don't tell anyone I'm a spy

Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder
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