Well my friends all warned that he was the wrong kind of man
'Cause he was a regional commander in the Taliban
He said my culture was debased
The way I dressed brought him disgrace
So he made me cover my face
And then he killed me

Well he looked kinda nice and seemed to offer security
He was a blue-eyed blonde who believed in racial purity
I didn't know just what to do
When he heard I was a Jew
'Cause I'm also half-Polish too
And then he killed me

He killed me because of his disgusting bigotry
He killed me because of a poisonous ideology

Well he's charming and sweet and filled with the love of the Lord
He asked me if I'd go with Christ, and be the one he adored
I said I didn't care for dicks
'Cause I'm a gal who's into chicks
So he beat me with massive sticks
And then he killed me

She was focused on oppression and claimed that she had it the worst
She said the domination of the patriarchy must be reversed
When I said I was genderqueer
She brought out books by Germaine Greer
And attacked my trouser area with shears
And then she killed me
And then she killed me
And then she killed me

Written by Intermittent Explosive Disorder
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