Piers Morgan is a cock (he's a cock)
Piers Morgan is a cock (he's a cock)
Won't someone thrash him with a cue-ball in a sock?
'Cause Piers Morgan is a cock (he's a cock)

Piers Morgan is a prick (he's a prick)
Piers Morgan is a prick (he's a prick)
Won't someone fill his mouth in with a brick?
'Cause Piers Morgan is a prick (he's a prick)

We don't sanction real abuse (real abuse)
We don't sanction real abuse (real abuse)
It's not his fault he has no actual use
So, we don't sanction real abuse (real abuse)

Piers Morgan is a tit (he's a tit)
Piers Morgan is a tit (he's a tit)
Won't someone fling him in a vat of squirrel shit?
'Cause Piers Morgan is a tit (he's a tit)

We do not condone assault (no assault)
We do not condone assault (no assault)
He's a waste of skin, but is that all his fault?
So, we do not condone assault (no assault)

Piers Morgan is a twat (he's a twat)
Piers Morgan is a twat (he's a twat)
Won't someone please put an anvil in his hat?
'Cause Piers Morgan is a twat (he's a twat)

We're not saying he should (he should die)
We're not saying he should (he should die)
He's not quite human but, one day, he might try
And, we're not saying he should (he should die)

Piers Morgan is a cu...

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